November 7, 2001

Oral Love

No, not that kind. I'm talking about this amazing little invention.

After my dental horror show a couple of days ago, the hygenist said I should consider an electric toothbrush to augment my oral health. She even gave me a coupon and a pamphlet. (Okay, I admit...she's a complete babe, so she could have been talking about a periapical abscess and I would have listened cheerfully).

Anyway, I decided to give it a shot considering my lax dental care had resulted in the "soft tooth-sharp probe" incident earlier in the week.

The moment I tried it, I knew I was going to be a shameless advocate of Braun and Oral-B for years to come.

Tip: Put the toothbrush in your mouth before you turn it on. My bathroom walls are now covered in high-speed toothpaste splatter.