My infrequent updates on the web

Lytophene

Main entry: ly·to·phene
Pronunciation: lee·toe´feen
Function: noun

: Hormone secreted by the body when encountering Finn while he is being cute (which is often). Creates a euphoric effect and a mitigation of stress on the person that interacts with Finn. When a person is under the influence of lytophene, they are likely to consider their current situation as better than before the release of lytophene.

A number of drug companies have tried to replicate the effects of lytophene, but without access to Little Finn, they have been unable to duplicate it.

TiVo: Just in time

For many years now, I have been lamenting the lack of TiVo in Canada. So, it was a happy/sad day today when I discovered that the set-top box will be available to us on December 11th, just in time for Christmas.

Happy? Well, I’ve coveted the system for years now and am excited about the opportunity to include it in the bundle of technology connected to my TV.

Sad? Primarily because it’s pretty close to Christmas and I’ve already committed most of my funds. This is another $350 (or so: $199+tax for the box and a minimum 1 year subscription at $129) that I shouldn’t be spending. Also, because it means that I’ll likely be watching more TV.

There are many cool things about TiVo:

  • It will record shows for you on a built-in hard drive, up to 80 hours.
  • You can auto-skip commercials upon playback.
  • An entire series can be pre-programmed to record, so I’ll never miss an episode of myself Adam Savage on Mythbusters.
  • You can search for content by keyword rather than having to know the show title.
  • Record another channel while you watch TV (perfect for when the Canucks are playing at the same time as I’m on Mythbusters).
  • Transfer shows to your computer, your iPod or burn a DVD with TiVoToGo.
  • TiVo will make suggestions for programs you might like, based on other subscribers who selected similar programming (much like Amazon makes suggestions after you’ve viewed/purchased a few books).

These are all great features for someone like me who isn’t home a lot but still has a few favorites on TV. The last one, though, is interesting for Canadians. I can only wonder if the suggestions are being made on the entire pool of TiVo subscribers (hence, more U.S. content) or if there have created a subset for Canadian subscribers.

I guess we’ll see if Corner Gas or How it’s Made (Canadian version) comes up when I get my very own TiVo.

CLI Theme

I found a fantastic theme for WordPress called CLI, named for the computing term “Command Line Interface”. It brings back memories of my first computers, way back in about 1980 or so, long before any windowing applications were available (or at least being commonly used).

You can find CLI at the author’s site or at Google Code.

Some things to try:

  • ‘ls’ (Unix command for list segments) will list the files and directories (which are just the categories in the blog)
  • ‘cd {directory}’ (cd is a Unix command meaning change directory) will change your location to the directory you specify. For instance: ‘cd Apple’ will change you to the Apple directory.
  • ‘current’ tells you want the current post number is. You can then type in that number and the corresponding post will appear.
  • ‘grep {keyword}’ (grep is a Unix command that is used to search text) will allow you to search all posts that have the keyword you specify. For instance: ‘grep Flock’ will find posts that have the word Flock in it.
  • ‘help’ will list all the available commands. Try them out!

Back to the Future

While waiting around for my Guitar Hero III to arrive (it’s only minutes away right now…) I was flipping the channels and found Back to the Future.

Watching it for the 29th time or so, I still find it entertaining and well-written, laden with pop culture tie-ins from the 50’s and 80’s.

Robert Zemeckis does a great job harnessing Christopher Lloyd and Crispin Glover, while using Michael J Fox’s rising popularity to turn out this film. Years later, he directed a similar film that used a historical events for plot development that were extremely well done.

One of the things that really makes both of these films work is the pace: fast enough, but consistent and easy to follow.

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Gmail Behind the Scenes

A few weeks ago, I noticed that Google was having a contest: Create a 10-second video that illustrates the M-velope moving from the left to the right side of the screen. I had a few ideas that some colleagues were able to help me flesh out one afternoon after work.

I recently got word that one of my videos made the cut out of over 1,100 entries!

If you watch the completed video, at around the 40 second mark (just after the Transformer mailbox) you’ll see a set of chin-up bars that we walked past. See my original video here.

We made another video that ended up on the featured list. Another one was submitted but not chosen.

I guess that knocks a few more seconds off my 15 minutes of fame.

Web Browsing on the Nintendo DS

When I first heard of the Nintendo DS Browser, I was skeptical that it would be of any use to me at all. However, I’ve discovered it’s actually a great news and e-mail reader.

When I started using the DS browser, I was unhappy with the performance. Web pages took a long time to download and render, especially ones that had a lot of images. The browser buttons don’t respond all that well when trying to acquire image data and once the CSS kicks in, page layouts can re-render and you might lose your place on the page.

Very few sites employ an alternate stylesheet for handheld devices, so unless you want to view the page in Overview mode (which I don’t like at all - it’s like walking around using binoculars) you end up viewing pages in a compressed, sometimes clunky, layout.

So, how did the DS browser become so indispensable to me? I decided to use it for what it was really good at: Rendering text.

Over the last few years RSS has become a standard element on almost any web site that includes news. Although the DS Browser won’t read an XML feed, a PHP script that consumes an XML feed and turns it into HTML would be perfect - so that’s what I did.

I now have a list of RSS feeds that I read on a fairly regular basis linked to a script that produces DS-ready pages.

Now I use it all the time, mostly just before bed or first thing in the morning, when I am too lazy to go down to the office and read the news on my iMac.

Take a look at my DS Links. The page is simply a list of links to RSS feeds, each of which has been piped through a PHP script that makes the feed easily readable on the DS.

The best part is that the resulting pages (other than the ATOM feeds that include images) render very quickly. If you turn images off, you can easily browse through a lot of feeds in a short time.

If you are interested in making your own links page, let me know and I’ll send you instructions.

Simpsonized

Me as a Simpsons characterA few moments in PhotoBooth, some customization with the Simpsonize tool and I am an honorary resident of Springfield.

Here is a slightly larger portrait.

Hacking my WordPress Template

Currently, the WordPress theme I use is a modified version of Regulus by Ben Gillbanks. It’s a nice theme with a good set of options that let me customize a fair bit. I have been fooling around with some other things I have found here and there.

Today, I added two features to my site: Post Detail Reveal and Image Headlines.

Post Detail Reveal I coded myself using jQuery as the JavaScript library controlling the behaviour. I had a slight problem with the index page, in that I had to find a way to identify the specific Post Details to be revealed, but after I overcame that hurdle, it worked perfectly.

Image Headlines is a great little plugin created by ColdForged which allows you to convert text into an image (GIF or PNG) using any True Type font. There are quite a few options, like font-size, colour, multi-line breaks, drop shadows and more. I’m not sure how long I’ll use it, but it’s there for now.

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On the subject of jQuery, I have been playing with it for a few months now and I am really liking it. Through it’s built-in effects and the growing list of plugins, you can add some impressive effects to your web site, similar to Prototype or Mootools, but in a simpler, more powerful package.

Hockey in Vegas - Year Two

I’m off to play in the Gambler’s Cup down in Vegas for the second year in a row. Last year was a lot of fun with some hilarious stories both on and off the ice.

I recently got back from a sport conference that talked about setting goals and working toward them. One of the things that was suggested was publishing your goals, so in the spirit of that, here are mine:

  • I will contribute to the success of my team
  • I will play my position effectively
  • I will be a part of the scoring summary

I’ll let you know how it goes.