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Lytophene

Main entry: ly·to·phene
Pronunciation: lee·toe´feen
Function: noun

: Hormone secreted by the body when encountering Finn while he is being cute (which is often). Creates a euphoric effect and a mitigation of stress on the person that interacts with Finn. When a person is under the influence of lytophene, they are likely to consider their current situation as better than before the release of lytophene.

A number of drug companies have tried to replicate the effects of lytophene, but without access to Little Finn, they have been unable to duplicate it.

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